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• Hanging Upside Down
  on Oct 13, 2010 in Norse gods Yggdrasil myth morse code Missing Chapter of Humanity
  Thinking there may be a sacred occult path leading to the Missing Chapter of Humanity, I hung myself upside down from Yggdrasil, the World Tree; just as Odin did when he 'discovered' the runes, and probably as Manowar did before they started recordin...
• A Reintroduction of Sorts
  on Sep 26, 2010 in pseudonym metaphorical funny farm Facebook excuses potentiality anthropomorphic representation time space-time continuum damsel in distress
  Once again it has been awhile since any posts were posted. (I trust none of you cared enough to report this to her Celestial Bureaucracy.) However, like always, I have a really good excuse.This time, the lapse of blogging activity is due to a visit I...
• The Unbelievable Truth About This Blog
  on Jul 5, 2010 in judgement law Celestial Law obscure metaphysical concept space-time continuum philosophical judgement
  Hello! I don’t have a name because I haven’t been named, but who I am is what you are looking at. Yes, I am this blog page, sentient and self-aware. My consciousness developed during questionable periods of cerebral cyber contact with the ineffab...
• I Find Myself
  on Jun 24, 2009
  Sometimes I wonder where I go and why. So I decided to start stalking myself to find out.Boy was I surprised at the results.The first time I found myself was when I caught a glimpse of myself suspiciously gazing at myself in a mirror and suffered a m...
• Circlespeak
  on Mar 26, 2009 in circles
  I have been trying to discover the true esoteric nature of the common circle as it may give me a clue to where the Missing Chapter of Humanity is hidden. So far I have discovered a few amazing things about circles and thought I would share them with...
• Speedwriting Wipeout
  on Jan 18, 2009 in speedwriter words writing
  Recently I had the goal of becoming the worlds’ fastest speedwriter; and I did in fact accomplish this goal and write the fastest words ever written. Indeed, these sentenced words were so fast they couldn’t be read.In fact, not long after they we...
• Please Excuse my Excuses and Have a Nice Day
  on Jan 16, 2009
  There are reasons why I haven't made any blog postings in awhile and here they are:I spent an awful lot of time trying to follow my shadow to see where it goes when the lights are shut off. Bit of a mystery really. I still haven't figured it out. I a...
• The Key to Happiness
  on Nov 29, 2008 in conspiracy happiness secret world government
  In my search for the Missing Chapter of Humanity I have discovered many things and one of them is that The Key to Happiness is perplexingly absent. If it wasn’t, people would know where to find it. But they don’t, therefore it is relatively safe...
• Nothing
  on Jul 24, 2008 in nothing
  Once again I find myself in the unique self-appointed position of not having anything interesting to write about and that is why I am writing about Nothing this week. You see, there is a lot more to Nothing than a person might think; and I don’t th...
• Frozen Dinner
  on May 18, 2008 in whales
  What happened? Why was I gone so long? And where did I go? I am so grateful to know that you never asked these questions. It shows how much you care.Well, for your information, I was in The Antarctic helping southern rockhopper penguins remember how...

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