I blog about the absurd, pop culture, sarcasm, the law, and political scandal. At times I blog with frequency, but occasionally I pretend I have a "real life" and do that instead. Read often and leave many comments.

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  • I'm no reporter, ya'll
    on Dec 30, 2009
    I think the number of posts I've made this year makes this statement VERY CLEAR.  I don't need to tell you, dear five people that still torture yourselves by coming here.  I love you, but you do know that this has turned into some co-depend...
  • Sushi-a-no-no*
    on Dec 21, 2009
    Don't get me wrong.  I love sushi.  I also love food trailers.  Give me cupcakes, pizza or tacos out a food trailer any day.  But there is just something wrong about eating sushi made in a food trailer on the side of the road. &nb...
  • it is with a not so heavy heart and a jammed pinky finger,
    on Dec 20, 2009
    I am saying goodbye to the styrofoam rock.  You may recall that in July a certain someone moved out without taking this gigantically stupid, phallic piece of shit.*  Well, bulk trash day has finally arrived.  Come Monday this albatross...
  • what a bummer
    on Dec 9, 2009 in home repair disasters
    I've spent the past week of my life in utter turmoil.  Mostly because everything in my house has placed in stacks in the middle of my rooms.  I haven't been able to really cook or clean or do laundry this whole time because the entire insid...
  • I won! I won! I won!
    on Nov 29, 2009 in NaNoWriMo
  • Shirley writes a book
    on Nov 21, 2009 in NaNoWriMo
    All month Laverne has devoted herself to my nanowrimo project.  She has tirelessly slept on my feet or with her head next to my lap anytime I sat down to write.  But Shirley was feeling really left out and upped the game last night.  F...
  • My NaNoWriMo Progress
    on Nov 15, 2009
    I haven't posted anything on my blog all month because I have been super busy devising new projects to undertake this month (such as furniture painting, working in the yard, cleaning my house, volunteering to be waterboarded).  Er, I mean,...
  • 428 words
    on Nov 1, 2009 in NaNoWriMo
    That is all I wrote today.  So of course, I'm going to blog instead.  My wires are seriously all strung up the wrong way.  I could be writing about aliens.  Or sleeping.  Instead I'm writing my excuse for why I did not get cr...
  • Symphony of Crickets
    on Oct 31, 2009 in NaNoWriMo
    Holy Hell.  What am I thinking?  I can't even manage to blog on a regular basis and I think I'm going to write a whole freaking novel in a month?!?!  That is just hilarious.  NaNoWriMo starts in a matter of hours and I have a titl...
  • nails are expensive
    on Oct 25, 2009
    I really need a chaperone to go to the Home Depot.  I went there to get nails so I could put up my Halloween decorations.  I did get the nails, but I have yet to put up any Halloween decorations.  For one thing, I had to put my new lim...
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