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• Worlds Shortest Joke:
  on Apr 19, 2011
  2 women were sitting quietly … hahaha...
• Award Winning Advertisement
  on Apr 17, 2011
  Of A Company Manufacturing 'Padded Bras'Their Slogan Was "We Create With Cotton What God Has For-Gotton"...
• Two dwarfs took two 'bar girls' to separate hotel rooms:
  on Apr 15, 2011
  One, didn't get an erection. From d next room, he heard his friend shouting out cries of:"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE .... UGH! Here I come again".ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the second dwarf asked the first: "How did it go"? The...
• A drunk walks into a bar
  on Apr 15, 2011
  Looks right and says "Over here, everyone's my friend"Then, he looks left and says "But over there, yer all cocksuckers"A two-meter tall nigger stands up, pistol on his belt and says "What? What did you say you sonuvabitch?"So the drunk says "My frie...
• Example of ethical business:
  on Apr 14, 2011
  A sign board outside a famous prostitute's house.. "married men are not allowed.we are here 2 serve the needy, not the greedy"!
• Guys are always happy creatures, why ??
  on Apr 13, 2011
  Their last name stays with dem forever.Phone conversations last 30 seconds flat.A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.They can do f...
• My ex broke up with me
  on Apr 13, 2011
  and sent me pictures of her and her newboyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.
• Always remember:
  on Apr 11, 2011
  When SHE cancels a date, it is because.."SHE HAS TO"But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. "HE HAS TWO"...
• Little Girl and The Priest ;)
  on Apr 7, 2011
  Lil Girl: Sir Y do U wear ur collar backwards?Priest: I'm a Father!Lil Girl: My father doesn't wear his collar like that!Priest: I'm a father of many.boys & girls.Lil Girl: maybe u shud use a condom & wear ur pants backwards instead of ur col...
• Waiting for this moment all my life
  on Apr 6, 2011
  A Lady broke a traffic signal and was presented before an inspector.            Lady: Sorry, I'm a teacher and was getting late for my class, pls let me go.Inspector: I was waiting for this moment all my life, now...

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