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Retail Sucks. This is my blog to tell people who shop at major retail stores how STUPID they are, as well as highlight the idiocy of some employees and most upper management in these big chain stores.

Owner: Retailsucks

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Language: English

Tags: retail, sucks, customer, consumer, employee

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Latest Blog Posts for Retail Sucks

  • FINALLY FREE OF RETAIL!
    on Nov 18, 2011
    Well I haven't made any new posts in quite a while because I got out of retail HELL several months ago and so did Kyle.  I now have a REAL job that I applied for along with 200 other applicants who failed miserably in comparison to my resume and...
  • We know you stole it
    on Jun 7, 2011
    If there is one thing in this world worse than useless fucking morons, its thieves. The ones I am referring to are the ones that steal tons of stupid shit and then come back to return it. Who the fuck does that you may ask? Well I will tell you, ever...
  • Messy Customers Should Invite Me to Their Home
    on May 25, 2011
    What the fuck is wrong with stupid-ass customers who go through the shit on the shelves in a store like they are on a timed treasure hunt looking for magic token of some sort?  Don't these cocksuckers realize that somebody has to fix THEIR fucku...
  • Restaurants and Stupid Customers
    on Apr 25, 2011
    I've been on vacation for the past week, so I first must apologize to my loyal fans that my blog partner Kyle has been too much of a lazy fuck to make any new posts while I was gone.  You all should leave comments on his posts like this one, "Ea...
  • New Poll and Why Do Some Retail Retards Care So Much?
    on Apr 11, 2011
    Check out the new poll I just made, and vote on it.  If you don't work retail, then pay attention to this blog and learn something about the painful reality some of us experience every day. Today I want to point out some of the idiocy that some...
  • If You Don't Need It, DON'T BUY IT! Jackass Customers.....
    on Mar 31, 2011
    First of all, the poll is now closed for profession with the most assholes.  'Politicians' is the clear winner! I'd personally like to send a big THANK YOU out to all of America's crooks, thieves, liars, bought-and-paid-for-corporate-puppet...
  • If You Don't Need It, DON'T BUY IT! Asshole Customers.....
    on Mar 31, 2011
    First of all, the poll is now closed for profession with the most assholes.  'Politicians' is the clear winner! I'd personally like to send a big THANK YOU out to all of America's crooks, thieves, liars, bought-and-paid-for-corporate-puppet...
  • Eating is not a disability
    on Mar 26, 2011
    I don't know if you people are aware that the fucking electric carts are not there to prevent your morbidly obese ass from burning calories. They're for people who CAN'T walk on there own! I'm tired of watching people the size of a small whale drivin...
  • The Word "Exit" Has a Meaning!!!
    on Mar 20, 2011
    This is yet another discussion regarding the insanity of illiteracy.  Why can't people read? Maybe there is some magical, invisible field surrounding all retail establishments, and as soon as someone passes through it...... "BAM!!!" - Their IQ t...
  • People In The Way
    on Mar 14, 2011
    This applies not only to the perspective of a retail employee, but to anyone who shops, especially at grocery stores.  First off, sometimes big machines like forklifts need to drive around the store to get shit done.  They are big, and they...
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