- A man took his wife to the rode
on May 5, 2015
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her hus... - At The Zoo
on Mar 25, 2015 in
Hilarious Jokes Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how ho... - Wake him up
on Feb 16, 2015 in
Religious Jokes A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You're the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!”... - The last man
on Feb 9, 2015 in
Religious Jokes A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God d... - Airplane Maintenance
on Dec 18, 2014 in
Aviation Jokes "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.(P) = Problem (S) = Solution(P) Left ins... - Computer Error
on May 20, 2014
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what... - The difference of how dogs and cats teach their young...
on Apr 22, 2014 in
Funny Videos Post by James Ellis.mother cat can be cruel to their young :-( . I love dogs! - Tired Dog
on Apr 16, 2014 in
Animal Jokes An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. Th... - William
on Apr 14, 2014 in
Kids Jokes A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, c... - Tired Dog
on Apr 10, 2014 in
Animal Jokes An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. Th... - GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND
on Apr 1, 2014 in
Hilarious Jokes A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother oneday. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandmawas dusting. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in... - TOP 10 COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONGS
on Mar 19, 2014 in
Uncategorized 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've WokeUp With A Few8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm... - A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp
on Mar 5, 2014
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:- I want my husband to have eyes only for me- I want to be the only one in his life- I want him to sleep always by my side- I wan... - THE FIRST APPLE
on Mar 3, 2014 in
Uncategorized woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but... - The Mommy Test
on Feb 24, 2014 in
Kids Jokes I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that."Why?" my daughter asked."Because it's been on the ground, you don'... - He is Really Blind
on Feb 19, 2014 in
Marriage Jokes Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind? Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me? Husband : No, what did he say? Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young. Husband : Oh, I see. He'... - A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida
on Feb 17, 2014 in
Uncategorized A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia... - Heart Attack
on Feb 12, 2014 in
Johnys Jokes Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack! - Instruction How to wash a t-shirt
on Feb 10, 2014 in
Funny Photos never came accross this instruction before... - Two Drops
on Feb 4, 2014 in
Uncategorized A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your...