The Insane Asylum Blog Posts

  • “Walls, Emails and Smear Campaigns: Red and Blue Party Poopers”
    on Oct 30, 2016
    I’m about to step onto my soapbox to discuss some things I personally can’t stand, some things I feel should be changed for the betterment of all involved and some things that just drive me plain old nuts for one reason or another as far as polit...
  • “Buzz Kill: Looking at Life through a Pair of Beer Goggles”
    on Jun 9, 2016
    We are going to be discussing addicts, alcoholics in particular, and not in an adorable Disney style fairytale kind of way either, but more of a “Dateline: To Catch an Alcoholic” kind of way. Needless to say it’s going to get a little messy in...
  • "Yo! MJMTV Raps: DIRTY BLACK
    on Mar 14, 2016
    “Holy shit on a shingle, Batman”! Guess what, party people? I have a very special guest up in my crib today. The up-and-coming rapper from the Bronx, which is in NY (better recognize), has stopped by The Insane Asylum to share a little bit about...
  • “Stop, Drop and Hop or Come in and Stay a While?”
    on Feb 16, 2016
    There are two kinds of people when it comes to using the crapper, and I’m not talking about the public one here, because hopefully no one uses those cesspools unless absolutely necessary. I’m talking about your own personal porcelain potty.You ha...
  • “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Crying?”I'm sick and tired of hearing all this crap from Cam Newton! He’s trying to justify his actions in regards to how he handled things during the post-game press conference for Superbowl 50. We won’t even touch on how he was acting on the field duri...
  • “Jesus Christ Socialist”
    on Sep 6, 2015
    Hello all you party people out there in cyberspace, I have great news for you; today you get a break from me and all my inane ramblings. First off, thank you for visiting The Insane Asylum, now sit back, get comfortable and please welcome my very spe...
  • “#AllLivesMatter”
    on Aug 28, 2015
    For some this may be a bitter pill to swallow, and even not the most politically correct thing to say, but nevertheless it is true and needs to be addressed.If the only time you speak up against a racial injustice is when the victim has the same colo...
  • “(Republican) Party Over Here”
    on Aug 7, 2015
    The first GOP debate for the Republican Presidential race 2016 is in the record books, and if you ask me, all it did was further strengthen the stereotype that most Republicans are nothing more than white Christian males who want to do what’s best...
  • “Our World”
    on Jul 22, 2015
    I don't want to be a grown-up; I want to be a kid again, and not because I want to play with my favorite toy(s) and/or relive fond past memories of when I was child, but rather because this world of ours seems so very bleak and miserable, and only ge...
  • “TLC: The Lunatic Channel”
    on May 31, 2015
    TLC, The Learning Channel? I’m not really sure what one is supposed to be “learning” while watching the nonsense that this network broadcasts, other than the fact that the more outside of the realm of a normal health family you are, the better...
  • “Give You Head”
    on Apr 22, 2015
    No this isn’t one of those porno pieces, sorry to burst your bubble, so zip up your pants and put away the lotion.You’re getting head here that is for sure, but unfortunately it’s not the kind of head you were hoping for, it’s the kind that i...
  • “Dirty Rats Using Garbage Suck”
    on Apr 8, 2015
    I can’t stand drug addicts, and this includes alcoholics, because I personally think they are wasting the most precious gift that any of us could ever ask for, which of course is life.There are so many people fighting to survive, battling some unfo...
  • “Shopping Snafus”
    on Apr 2, 2015
    I'm not your typical man, I don't mind going to the store and buying things like feminine hygiene products as most do, because I know there’s no way that the other store goers could possibly mistake them as mine, but then again in today’s day and...
  • “Real American Heroes”
    on Mar 19, 2015
    You may disagree with the war we are fighting and/or not be a big fan of the Commander-in-Chief, but don't let that taint your feelings towards the amazing men and women who give their all to serve and protect this great country of ours. Their action...
  • “Sunday Bloody Sunday”
    on Mar 12, 2015
    I miss football; Sundays just aren’t the same without it. Yes we have baseball, but truthfully I would rather watch the Cowboys win the Superbowl…who am I kidding, no I wouldn't.I also know there's church, but it's not like we can sack the pastor...
  • “Facebook: Like it or Lump it”
    on Mar 5, 2015
    In addition to the "thumbs up" button, they should really have a "thumbs down" and a "middle finger" button, that way you could truly voice how you feel about some of the nonsense people post there.I feel like the “Facebook man” is keeping us dow...
  • “The ABCs of White-Trash”
    on Feb 19, 2015
    Now this piece isn’t going to be about The Jackson 5 and their hit song “ABC”, or a trip down good old Sesame Street to get your learn on, so if you’re easily offended and/or looking for some of that wholesome humor that you would find on Lif...
  • “Five Reasons You Know You Live Next-door to a Jerk”
    on Feb 17, 2015
    Guess what all you party people out there in internetland! I have a guest blogger visiting The Insane Asylum today…and yes she’s real and not just a figment of my imagination. Check out what she has to say about neighbors from hell from her own p...
  • “Pearls of Wisdom”
    on Feb 12, 2015
    I decided that since I’m so freaking smart and junk, that I would share my wisdom with all the lovely people of the internet. It’s the least I could do for the loads of free porn and hours of enjoyment I get from reading all those posts from anon...
  • “Manspreading”
    on Jan 15, 2015
    First it was the seats on an airplane, fat people had to buy one or two extra all depending on their circumference to accommodate for their girth.Now however, they’ve gone too far. They are attacking innocent men who have no other option but to sit...
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