Dallas Harrison Blog Posts

  • a legend in her own mind
    on Dec 18, 2016 in blind item
    this old hollywood blonde had a life full of forgotten scandals but i'll start with her last husband.people assume he was born into the aristocracy but he bought that title with money he earned from his high class brothels.i'm sure her ex grandson in...
  • la la land
    on Dec 9, 2016 in future husband movie review
    i was emailed 2 tickets to a horrible xmas movie and I was so offended i almost deleted it.after a couple of days i calmed down and decided to exchange the tickets for movies that I actually would want to see .i refuse to even type the name of this u...
  • donkey of the day: me
    on Sep 2, 2016 in donkey of the day party monster
    i'm at this boring party filled with black rappers and white women with horrible plastic surgery.i find a comfortable place to sit in the mansion and take it all in.there is this cute guy with TERRIBLE hair that looks vaguely familiar.he gives me the...
  • Dallas Bot
    on Sep 2, 2016 in wtf
    you can chat with my bot if you get lonely , lol...
  • my summer vacation
    on Aug 30, 2016
    i've decided that all the money i make in december will pay for my summer vacation so it will probably be very few posts here until next year (i'm sure you will survive).i have no idea where I want to go but it has to be somewhere new. this is what i...
  • vintage tea part 13
    on Aug 19, 2016 in wtf
    this is very old hollywood gossip from geocities (so sue them not moi,lol)source: geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.htmlSomers, Suzanne. Was victim of horrendous death threats from ABC for asking for more money after first season of Three's Co...
  • everybody wants some !!
    on Aug 17, 2016 in future husband movie review
    so I finally watched Everybody Wants Some!! and it took me about 5 hours spread over 2 days to finish it. what a GIGANTIC waste of my future husband glen powell. his gorgeous face is covered in the worst pornstache i've seen in a while.the movie...
  • grandpa the lush
    on Aug 15, 2016 in wtf
    so i've been politely asking my neighbor(i'll call him grandpa) to stop doing blahblahblah for years.i'd ask and then 5 minutes later he'd do it again.i couldn't figure out if grandpa had alzheimers or was just an asshole.i think I fou...
  • Pandora Summer Crush featuring fergie + 5 seconds of summer
    on Aug 14, 2016 in party monster
    i rsvped 2 hours before the show to see the other black eyed peas and ended up getting a vip pass that I didn't even use. for fergie , they asked us to show up 8 hours in advance to pick up our pass. i'm early and there is easily 300 sweaty teenagers...
  • crazy child actress spills the tea
    on Aug 11, 2016 in blind item
    a while ago I blogged about that underage child star who got pregnant by that pedophile producer, well this is his other "protege". she is in the news again for spilling some tea(i won't get into details but I believe it to be true).anyways so she is...
  • dallas vs the black eyed peas part 2
    on Aug 10, 2016 in wtf
    i find this hilarious (but not funny enough to actually read the article ).a couple of months ago a casting director contacts me about this new app reality tv show . i'm interested so I ask a few questions .her replies are vague , she has no clue wha...
  • tiptoes
    on Aug 9, 2016 in movie review wtf
    finally getting around to watching the bizarre movie Tiptoes starring Gary Oldman as a dwarf with Matthew McConaughey as his twin. there is so much wtf with gary on his knees trying to match matthews accent, Peter Dinklage as the most unbelievab...
  • there will be hell toupee
    on Aug 8, 2016 in blind item
    i could tell a lot of stories about this future potus( the multiple rapes, racism, sex with children) but this one is my favorite. back in the day he was losing his hair and went to have hair plugs. they were expensive , painful , and eventually fell...
  • Nordstrom Pop-In Launch Event featuring ty dolla sign
    on Aug 6, 2016 in party monster
    i'm hungover already so i'll keep it short.the event was held in a sketchy part of town(at night ) and all the emails asked the partiers not to bring pepper spray or weapons.we were early and got a spot across from the entrance but I know others were...
  • creepy John Gilmore books
    on Aug 5, 2016 in book reviews review
    Cold-Blooded-about Charles Schmid the makeup loving tuscon killer Laid Bare: A Memoir of Wrecked Lives and the Hollywood Death Trip-lots of 1950s hollywood gossipSevered: The True Story of the Black Dahlia Murder-very interesting book about...
  • the part where my neighbors call me a n!gger again
    on Aug 3, 2016 in wtf
    it's a peaceful afternoon and I am quietly working . the windows are open but the blinds are closed. no one can see in.i hear a mexican teenage girl scream out "f*ck you n!gger" near the back of my head.the window starts a foot above me ,i know she c...
  • the prostitute flotus
    on Aug 1, 2016 in blind item
    this soon to be first lady has some skeletons in her closet but not the "scandal" you've already heard.i thought it was weird that they would try to pass off such an easily proven lie until I remembered that adolph hitler quote: “If you tell a...
  • review of the worst movies ever made part 6with no shame ,i can say Glitter is one of my favorite movies .its a thinly veiled biography and mariah wears all kinds of fab 1990s does 1980s costumes.i ended up naming my 1st blog www.glitterhollywood.blogspot.com after itnow I know we saw Fr...
  • white girls with fake lips
    on Jul 26, 2016 in waste of time wtf
    i went to an audition today and I wish I had not . there was a white girl there with huge fake collagen lips bragging about her latest modeling job that paid $3000. her face was plain and her body had no curves . she had so much lipgloss on it gloppe...
  • the child star who will soon be killed by the mafia
    on Jul 25, 2016 in blind item
    at one time we had mutual friends and I felt SO sorry for this ex child star .they treated her terribly and I decided that I would be her only real friend.we met and she ended up acting like garbage. this actress is a thief, a liar ,a racist , and an...
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