Witty Humor Blog Posts

  • You stink!
    on May 7, 2013
    Am I serious. Body odor is not funny. Well you can count on me to see the humorous side of it. These memes on body odor will bring a smile to your face.Ewww!Every time my friend comes back from gymFor people who shower themselves ...
  • Why me?
    on May 7, 2013
    Every time you see a pimple of you face you ask, why today of all the days? Yes they are a nuisance and they popup at the wrong time and at the wrong place. Well the least we can do is laugh back at them.Lets do it!Relax.True that.can see t...
  • To the guy making out with my wife!!
    on Aug 24, 2011
    One of my favorites from the archives :)  What would you do if you found out that a guy was making out with your wife behind your back.Well whatever your reaction would be trust me it is never going to be anything like the one you come across i...
  • When in doubt, yahoo is the answer Part ii
    on Feb 2, 2011
    Since you enjoyed the hilarious quips and quirks from the last Yahoo Answers post,presented in this post are even more insane answers!!!   When in doubt yahoo is the answer part iJoin our facebook page :)...
  • Words which will be your last!!!!
    on Jan 28, 2011
    We have often come across a list of last words of famous people, but it is the first time we have compiled a list of  lines that could possibly be the very last words uttered. "It's not flammable." "What does this button do?" "The odds of...
  • The comedy of errors:The simpson family!
    on Jan 22, 2011
    Archives :) SIMPSONS series is a satirical parody of a working class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional city of Springfield, and lampoons A...
  • Are you kidding me??
    on Jan 18, 2011
    Aren't there times when you just gasp,"No way!!You must be kidding me.". Well we sure aren't kidding here,some of the most amusing facts for you. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles...
  • Saying you suck with class!!!!1
    on Jan 8, 2011
    From the archives There used to be a time when even insults appeared to be poetic.The battle of wits among the most gifted individuals was a treat; included in this posts are the pearls of witty putdowns and in some case wittier comebacks.  &n...
  • Did i go to college??
    on Jan 5, 2011
    Don't you almost always wish that your spouse  be more understanding,well we have a solution to this problem and here is a list of seminars for both men and women you can send you husband or wife too!!  SEMINARS FOR MALES You, too, can do...
  • The world as it is!!!
    on Dec 28, 2010
    Almost all nationalities can be stereotyped,thats the beauty of living together with people,our behavior is highly influenced by the region we live in,no wonder the story below says the same :) On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...
  • Reel or real???
    on Dec 17, 2010
    From the archives Things You Would Never have known, but for the Movies!!! During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patri...
  • Witty Replies!!!
    on Nov 30, 2010
    From the archives!!                              Brevity is the soul of wit.      &n...
  • Oh Women,though art hard to please!!!
    on Nov 18, 2010
    For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand how it works. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points...
  • Yes we need to know that too!!!
    on Nov 7, 2010
    From the archives :) McDonnell Douglas is one of the world's chief suppliers of military aircraft. A humorous questionnaire was once posted on the McDonnell-Douglas web site by an employee which was later taken down by the company,no prizes for gue...
  • And then the fight started!!
    on Oct 26, 2010
    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.  Will Rogers Still we do try to argue and the fight begins.... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What’s on TV?" I said, "Dust.
  • I am loosing my mind
    on Oct 22, 2010
     How often do you ask the question "why?",well if you don't we will give you a reason. Women can ask why because:  All men are extremely busy.  Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.  Although they have time...
  • This is what we meant!!
    on Oct 19, 2010
    From the archives!!! Actual witty signs found around the earth.... At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. In a counselors office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise...
  • Just do it, for god's sake!!!
    on Oct 16, 2010
    How often women do women nag us to do things the right way;that is their way .Is their way really better?? Well you will be better equipped to answer this after this post. Here is a list which chalks out steps generally followed by both sexes while w...
  • Pay your Taxes!!!
    on Oct 12, 2010
    How often do you freak out when you read reports about how the tax payer's money is being exploited by the government officials for their own benefit.Well this citizen could take it no longer which is apparent in his letter to the Income Tax Departme...
  • Men will be men!!!!
    on Oct 10, 2010
    From the archives :) When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country                         ...
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