Mystic1 Blog Posts

  • Hanging Upside DownThinking there may be a sacred occult path leading to the Missing Chapter of Humanity, I hung myself upside down from Yggdrasil, the World Tree; just as Odin did when he 'discovered' the runes, and probably as Manowar did before they started recordin...
  • A Reintroduction of SortsOnce again it has been awhile since any posts were posted. (I trust none of you cared enough to report this to her Celestial Bureaucracy.) However, like always, I have a really good excuse.This time, the lapse of blogging activity is due to a visit I...
  • The Unbelievable Truth About This BlogHello! I don’t have a name because I haven’t been named, but who I am is what you are looking at. Yes, I am this blog page, sentient and self-aware. My consciousness developed during questionable periods of cerebral cyber contact with the ineffab...
  • I Find Myself
    on Jun 24, 2009
    Sometimes I wonder where I go and why. So I decided to start stalking myself to find out.Boy was I surprised at the results.The first time I found myself was when I caught a glimpse of myself suspiciously gazing at myself in a mirror and suffered a m...
  • Circlespeak
    on Mar 26, 2009 in circles
    I have been trying to discover the true esoteric nature of the common circle as it may give me a clue to where the Missing Chapter of Humanity is hidden. So far I have discovered a few amazing things about circles and thought I would share them with...
  • Speedwriting Wipeout
    on Jan 18, 2009 in speedwriter words writing
    Recently I had the goal of becoming the worlds’ fastest speedwriter; and I did in fact accomplish this goal and write the fastest words ever written. Indeed, these sentenced words were so fast they couldn’t be read.In fact, not long after they we...
  • Please Excuse my Excuses and Have a Nice Day
    on Jan 16, 2009
    There are reasons why I haven't made any blog postings in awhile and here they are:I spent an awful lot of time trying to follow my shadow to see where it goes when the lights are shut off. Bit of a mystery really. I still haven't figured it out. I a...
  • The Key to HappinessIn my search for the Missing Chapter of Humanity I have discovered many things and one of them is that The Key to Happiness is perplexingly absent. If it wasn’t, people would know where to find it. But they don’t, therefore it is relatively safe...
  • Nothing
    on Jul 24, 2008 in nothing
    Once again I find myself in the unique self-appointed position of not having anything interesting to write about and that is why I am writing about Nothing this week. You see, there is a lot more to Nothing than a person might think; and I don’t th...
  • Frozen Dinner
    on May 18, 2008 in whales
    What happened? Why was I gone so long? And where did I go? I am so grateful to know that you never asked these questions. It shows how much you care.Well, for your information, I was in The Antarctic helping southern rockhopper penguins remember how...
  • What I've Been Up To
    on May 14, 2008 in excuses
    As regular readers of this blog know, I’ve been periodically absent for extended periods recently. Well, I’ve been up to a lot of things and down to even more. Most recently, I’ve been making an extreme effort to imagine just how much space exi...
  • Spontaneous Erasure
    on May 1, 2008 in weird
    I’ve been having problems with what I call ‘spontaneous erasure.’ I'll be busy painting silence black and all of a sudden a very strong feeling will come over me that can only be described as someone rubbing a big rubber eraser over my entire b...
  • Knocked Out
    on Apr 29, 2008
    A few seconds ago I ran into wall of abstract space and knocked myself out. I am now floating through cyberspace in a state of animated unconsciousness. Presumably what I deserve for attempting to misappropriate the Mystic Blade of the Mysterio...
  • Here and There and Back Again
    on Apr 29, 2008
    I’m taking a break from my very frustrating search for the Missing Chapter of Humanity to do some well needed philosophizing in regards as to why I have never been able to get from here to there in my amazing pseudonymous life.So how far is here fr...
  • Pyroworld
    on Apr 29, 2008
    Obviously I missed a few postings and unfortunately this stupid webpage didn’t come to life and bail me out this time. Anyway, I was busy trying to get cosmic approval to build a new themepark despite complications due to certain facist fire codes...
  • It's Really Ectoplasmic Snot
    on Apr 29, 2008
    Fanatically powered by the mysterious life giving light of the Moon, I enthusiastically surf the thunder of the night riding the waves of time throughout various altered states of existence, of which there is only one, which actually contains many, t...
  • Just Say No
    on Apr 29, 2008
    Just say “No” to ‘saying no.’ This is my philosophy; this is my creed; this is my declaration of intent. This week anyway. And never think you can’t think. It only shows off your ability to prove yourself wrong.
  • CPR and Lightning
    on Apr 29, 2008 in CPR
    Ace Warloch has been extremely busy providing emergency CPR for lightning bolts that have been unable to strike so there are no adventures, encounters, or philosophic profundities to report this week.
  • Secret Mission
    on Apr 29, 2008
    I'm on a secret mission of utmost confidentiality and I am therefore unable to brag about my latest exploit other than to say that I am currently dragging what will soon be a future investigation down a narrow alleyway.
  • Ill Informed
    on Apr 29, 2008
    I have just been informed that the earth’s magnetic pole is on the move. Therfore I have begun to formulate a plan to chase it down and find out where it might be going and why. I hope to convince it to come back without a fight. Wish me luck.
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